Here's to You, Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor

Today's Internet find: mp3s of all those Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" radio ads from two or three years ago!

People insisted that jeans were just pants - but apparently those people underestimated your out-of-the-box thinking. Fashionable enough for a barbeque, formal enough for a family reunion, your multidimensional creation handles both duties with ease. And what should we call your groundbreaking achievement? How about, "jorts"?